Monday, May 12, 2008

Stop By the R & G

In our town, there are places you go for groceries, a haircut, or to get a tire changed. However, if you need an old car, a chain link fence, or some quality rotting lumber then you should look no further than the Milk River R & G. Stroll our spacious outdoor marketplace and view all the great bargains. We have a many different departments and lines of product for you to choose from. We are also the exclusive Renault dealer in Alberta and that means great service and better deals for you.

Our courteous and efficient staff is ready to help whenever you need... except for Monday nights from 6:45pm until 10pm, as we are away at emptynesters home evening. Other than being closed on Sunday, we will help you with whatever you need. No trades please... we have enough crap already. We'll see you on the lot!



Thursday, May 8, 2008

The Man and His Mower


When I was a kid, I mowed my neighbor's lawn at least once a week. When I was 12, I mowed Don Livingstone's yard, a big task considering he owned Par 3 in the river valley and had high standards. The connection between both of these tasks is the lawn mower of which was used. Now you can add my house to that equation with the addition of my new lawn mower... a Lawn Boy lawn mower of course!

I used it for the first time last Tuesday and it was such a blast to fire that sucka up for the very first go 'round. Not only did it kick my lawns butt, I looked super sexy pushing it. I almost took my shirt off so my sweat could glisten in what was left of the evening sun, but I didn't want all of Milk River's bachelorettes to come running to my house. That would be scary, especially for my cats.

Anyway, already the lawn is greener and the dead crap the mower sucked up made a huge difference in the overall appearance of the yard. Yes, Lawn Boy mowers are super great. If you have the means, I highly recommend  picking one up... they are so choice.

OH
YES!